No. (So far).

He can do one of two things: shoot, pass, or skate.

– Healy on counting options

He's too predictable, he either goes left or goes right.

– Healy on direction of movement

I'm not one to talk, I wore the worst bucket in the league.

– Healy after a rant on helmets

Sidney Crosby was going 30.6 kilometers per hour in this rush. That's a speeding ticket in a school zone!

– Healy on traffic enforcement

When you look at Datsyuk, not all the talent in the world but...

– Healy on Pavel Datsyuk

He's Danish. You buy that at a coffee shop!

– Healy on Lars Eller

Healy: "Guys I don't know why Plekanec is taking this faceoff. He's losing it if he's taking it."
Cole: "And he wins it."

– Healy on faceoffs

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

– Healy on road trips

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

– Healy on his first game

We've simply had enough of looking at their rear-ends and their crotches.

– Healy on the green men

The guy with the cheesy, 1970s porno sideburns.

– Healy on Randy McKay